Welcome to my not-a-homepage!

Like my cute picture of Dot?

Greetings. It is IMPERATIVE that we thwart the freedom fighters before the end of the rainy season. And a shiny new donkey for the one who brings me the head of Colonel Montoya.

And by that, of course, I mean... hey. How's it goin'? My name is Ivelisse Atiles. They call me Liz for short. But don't call me Lizzie. I hate that. I'm from Puerto Rico , indeed, one of the loveliest islands in the world. When you're there, consider staying here.

Click here to see my picture. (not recommended--just kidding)

Would you like to learn more about yourself? Then try taking the Hidden Brain Damage Scale. You may find that you're *probably* more disturbed than you think! Remember: A mind is a terrible thing to lose!

This is my "Lista Caliente" (hotlist) FABOO!

Links to my friends' homepages are here!!! Yaayyyy!

Yo, talk to me!!! Click on my address! I always like to make new friends! ivy@rhf.bradley.edu

A special hi this week to Melinda Molloy over in Springfield, IL. Love ya, babe!!!!

(Page last updated August 2, 1997. Groovilicious!)